We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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