She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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