i barfeds in our rink
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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