So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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