This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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