C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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