oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
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