She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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