So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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