"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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