That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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