google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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