No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Randomize
