We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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