i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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