Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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