The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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