Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cannot find my penis.
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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