Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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