His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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