have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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