Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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