You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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