Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
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