just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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