There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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