Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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