i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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