hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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