worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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