I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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