butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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