I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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