i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
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