1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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