1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
She announced her abortion via fbk
totally just realized while washing my face that Cetaphil looks like semen.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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