12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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