forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I just gift wrapped bread.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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