I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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