Already got asked if we're dating
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Randomize
