It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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