I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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