FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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