i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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