i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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