put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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