there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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