Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Randomize
