New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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