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umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
Congratulations! We have a period
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