I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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