mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
