Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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