we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
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