did you get engaged???
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
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