Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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