Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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