forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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